“Another PiFest? Another barter event? Another ‘vibe coding’ hackathon? 🤡 If Pi announces another event before the DEX, I’m officially trading my phone for a brick. 😅 Me: Just give us the DEX. Please. Pioneers — drop 💀 if you’re over the events. Drop 🎪 if you unironically want to trade a flip‑flop. 👇